An unfortunate obese fellow was put to strict diet to cut down his calories.One among the restrictions was to avoid non-vegetarian cuisine from his diet.This guy was a hard core fan of red meat and found it very difficult to part with his favorites.His spouse who was a strict vegetarian commented "Why do you find it so difficult to become a vegetarian? Look at me,i have been a vegetarian since my childhood"....Hmmmm....Funny...right? Similar is the case when a normal Indian woman...(normal in the sense-one among most of them in India who fail to enjoy sex for themselves) happens to encounter another Indian female(say..Mrs.X) who has enjoyed every moment of life and sex with her partner but is now staying away from him due to unfortunate circumstances..The so called "normal" one feels there is nothing wrong with the life of Mrs.X as long as her monthly bills are paid off well n her purse remains pretty heavy most of the time.Such is my case right now..i'm staying away from ambi..here in India back at home..frustrated many a days..Ambi works abroad n i've been staying away ever since i was married..Four long years..yeah,he does come down once every year..Thats when i dig my cupboard for my favorite lace lingerie..
My mother in law is sick many a times..sick in the sense sick at mind..Imagine my Ambi coming down for utmost 20 days a year,n this female arranges for some nasty religious ritual for which both of us(me and ambi) got to stay away from physical relationship for three or four days..Damn!!! She feels its quite easy..For women like her, "sex" is just another luxury in life which is not to be enjoyed very often..But for me or probably for many like me,its another important basic instinct like hunger or thirst.Alright! i agree that we eat and drink from childhood.But sex,once tasted n once you get the kick of it,gets adapted as an instinct and satisfying this instinct becomes a necessity for a well balanced mental status.Hardly do these boring Indian women realize this crude fact.Here sex is visualized as some nasty thing that occurs between a couple at some nasty weak moment n women who enjoy it are born whores. ( I did not know that enjoying sex was due to some disorder in our genetic code or something like that..Whew!)..First two years of married life was as tough as crossing the sands of "Thar"..Any weak hearted soul would hallucinate a mirage..And if you happen to find a real one,wouldn't you stop by to quench yourself?..Something similar happened in my life..........................................
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